状元

蒋国兵，湖北天门人，1979年湖北省理科状元，卒于2006年加拿大多伦多某桥底。
蒋立镛，湖北天门人，清嘉庆16年状元，蒋立镛一家祖孙父子五代进士、三世翰林、两登鼎甲。

抛开个人结局不提，为什么天门出的俩状元都是姓蒋的？莫非是一家的？

这个太强了，不贴不行。。。

一个美国黑人的杯葛：Boycott what

 

Boycott what, Olympic? Is there a country called Olympic? Wait a sec, I know where it is. It must be that dirty little crappy town I got my pipe beaten off in Texas. I hated these Olympians.

Whatever you texas olympians say I go for it. Yeah, boycott them all from selling us huma rights.

I boycotted Wal-Mart but went broke I now can’t even afford for buy me a pair of underpans. They darn getting more and more expensive Made in China stuff, all darn the same as costy as gas price. I olddy daddy boycotted Japanese cars b’cause he aren’t afford to get one. He told everyone he boycotted Japanese cars only I know he had nothing, not a penny in the bank. I boycotted Chinese clothes, electrics, watchs,toys,whatever you name it, I boycotted. Now I aren’t wearing underpans at all.

Yeah! I boycott everything I can’t afford to get but don’t boycut tibetan monks I like monks. I always wish I was one of them and had slaves and serfs to bring me foods and boozies. I heard they have free gay sex, is that true? Wow, I can’t wait to jump on a greyhound bus to want to go Tibet, is that in Mexico?

“Free T-back! Free T-back!” That was all I heard yesterday on the street on Van Ness and Broadway. I jumped out of my basement window all I saw was a bunch of crappies running down the road chasing by cops. I asked for free t-back they dammy stuck me a yellow flag, told me “thas’s fee T-back. thas’s fee T-back.Wa pay you, Wa pay you.” I asked for $100, they cheaters only gave me $50. What to cheat on me? No way! I aren’t texas Olympians! I tore the yellow flag in half, put half on my head it darn cold yesterday, stuck the rest under my pans.

“Free T-back!”

Cheaters! There was no free T-back at all. They cheated on me! I want boycott anything free b’cauz nothing is FREE! Nothing is FREE! Try to walk away a hamburger from Macky they beat the crap of out of you!

Hold on, there IS a thing free, yeah, your mouth water is FREE.

古诗鉴赏

据说，这首陆游的诗隐藏着一个小秘密，在家人、同学

或朋友面前朗读这首诗，谜底自然揭晓。

 

卧春

 

暗梅犹闻花,

卧枝伤恨底.

遥问卧似水,

意透达春绿.

 

岸似绿,

岸似透绿,

岸似透春绿.

 

 

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